Most of these came from February and March:
"I'm looking for my chew on tie" (clip on tie) - Micah
"my tummy doesn't want to" - Brooklyn. Brooklyn's tummy can be very bossy - she said this whenever we asked her to do something that she didn't want to do.
"When I grow up I'm just going to be Brooklyn, NOT a mom" - Brooklyn. Brooklyn went through a phase where she was very vocal about wanting her name to stay Brooklyn.
At the dollar store with Brooklyn and Micah:
A random guys stops us in the aisle and says:
"I bet that little girl (Brooklyn) runs your house."
I deny this but the guy won't let it drop. Finally he turns to Brooklyn:
Guy - "Who's the boss?"
Brooklyn (with no hesitation) "Mom"
Guy shakes his head and walks away.
This one isn't funny but I wanted to record it:
Micah's poor fingers. While Reed and I were on the phone I heard Micah start to cry hard. When I checked on him I found that his finger had been slammed in the door. It swelled up pretty good and turned black and blue - ouch! I debated whether to take him to the doctor but he could still bend his finger so we left it. It healed fairly quickly and he didn't even lose his nail.
Then he stuck a key in an electrical outlet. I came upstairs and he was standing there staring at his finger. The top of his thumb was all black. I thought he had got into the markers but then he said "Mom, there was blue lightning on my finger" and while I tried to process that statement I glanced at the wall and saw a metal key sticking out of an electrical outlet. Then it clicked. I asked if he was okay and he just started to cry. Poor little guy. I took him to the bathroom and ran his finger under cold water. Some of the black mark came off but some stayed on. Thankfully he somehow avoided getting a burn. Then he said (pointing to a different key on the ground) "that key was SO HOT". I picked if up and saw a black burn mark on the top of the key. So I think he stuck a key in one side of the socket and tried to stick another key in - Yikes! Later that day I couldn't figure out why some of our lights wouldn't turn on. I had the idea to check the fuse box and found that the fuse was blown for the area where Micah stuck the key in.
I was trying to get Micah's bike down from the roof of the garage and Micah was cheering me on. "Oh, Mom you are so strong, you're... Mighty! Mighty Mom!"
"Candy lions" (dandy lions) - Brooklyn
"wan" (van) - Brooklyn
"I'll looking for the preschool with too many kids" - Brooklyn looking for her church class in Grandma and Grandpa's ward
"That is totawee liquid!" (that is totally wicked) - Micah